Why Are Scorpios Such Jerks?

By Carol Allen

Of all the signs of the zodiac, those born with the Sun, Moon, or rising sign in Scorpio can be the most confusing and misunderstood.

This is for many reasons …

It’s the natural “eighth” sign of the zodiac, and, as such, it’s concerned with light topics having to do with birth, death, transformation, transmutation, the occult, mysticism, psychic phenomena, and … SEX.

So, what does that mean in the lives and loves of Scorpios?

It means they are DEEP, soulful, extremely mysterious, and wildly passionate.

The other reason it’s such a misunderstood, enigmatic sign is that, of all the twelve signs of the zodiac, it has the most inherent conflicts …

Such as:

Being a WATER sign, they can be enormously sensitive and moody.

But being ruled by MARS, they can be impatient and harsh.

But being FEMININE, they can be emotional mushballs.

And being FIXED, they can be incredibly STUBBORN and DOMINANT.

In fact, if one has set his sights on you, good luck getting rid of him.

“Chemistry and deep connection ‘between the sheets’ are BIG goals of this feisty sign.”

So, from moment to moment, you can get confused as to who your Scorpio man really is at his core. And speaking of their core, watch out – it can seem like a seething, roiling, HOT center of MOLTEN MAGMA.

That’s right – no one can keep emotional score or nurse a resentment quite as well as a Scorpio man, and no one else has such intensely lustful needs. Being the house of sex and the sex organs, chemistry and deep connection “between the sheets” are BIG goals of this feisty sign.

In fact, they don’t just want to connect through sex. They want to MERGE. And not just physically – being the most psychic sign, they want to “mind meld” as well.

The sign of Scorpio has three animal symbols: The SCORPION, the SNAKE, and the PHOENIX.

Keep that in mind, because the more immature, “afflicted” Scorpios are slithering on the ground, likely to sting you or STRIKE you at any moment, causing great pain …

While the more healthy, mature ones display incredible healing abilities, empathy, magical powers, and live to spiritually uplift others.

If a Scorpio is picking a fight with you, then recognize what’s REALLY going on … He’s CRYING out for attention and appreciation. So, soothe his sensitive feelings, and boost his proud ego. The easiest way is through touch – when he’s whining or bickering, give him a foot rub, play with his hair (or, his favorite – suck on his fingers) and watch him melt like butter.

Now, if you’re an argumentative Scorpio female, I have bad news for you …

You’ll send men running for the nearest exits. They’ll be drawn to your sensuality, your depth, your generosity, and emotional wisdom, but they’ll be TERRIFIED of the intensity of your feelings. Find another outlet for them besides him.

Life with Scorpio will never be dull, and he’ll always keep you guessing, and wondering … and pleased (wink, wink …).

Many people don’t realize that there are actually THREE kinds of Scorpios, as there are three constellations within the sign of Scorpio.

And they are VERY different from one another in relationships.

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